can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
- Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
- Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
- Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
- Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
- Cookies: Freudian psychology.
- Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
- Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
- Ice: The sweet release of death.
haha, I actually love it ,she’s being totally natural and not pretending that she can really dance, it’s silly and it made me smile
If you never used your period to get out of something you didn’t want to do, you’re lying.